Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Randomize
