I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
