i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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