with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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