How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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