You work out of a Hotel?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Ladies don't puke and tell
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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