sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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