i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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