What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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