I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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