Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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