That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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