Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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