If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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