Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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