I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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