I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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