he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
