I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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