Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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