"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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