her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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