yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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