I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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