He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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