you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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