and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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