He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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