everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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