Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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