Need sex. Gaining weight.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
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