Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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