well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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