it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
