Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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