Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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