he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just blew my weed a kiss
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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