hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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