At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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