the new term for farting is butt boxing.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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