I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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