i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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