I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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