drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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