If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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