matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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