paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
last night I used snow as a chaser
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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