whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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