So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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