im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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