Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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