i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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