are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
