He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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