Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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