I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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