I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Pants are for mortals
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
