I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Acid is not a monday night drug
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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